02nd Sep 2014
Tuesday // 12am // 1 hour ago
Be a real man and eat your girl out without her having to ask you to.
you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner
*white highschooler voice* im just honest w/ my parents about my drinking and smoking and they respect that. forreal dude you should just tell your parents straight up what you’re doing and theyll appreciate it :)
shout out to the people who say “i’m here for you” and actually mean it
You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book
i want a bf :/
and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill